"Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man"

My current theme song, as performed by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty. Because we have both kinds of music down here: Country and Western.

With a Louisiana woman waitin' on the other side

The Mississippi River don't look so wide.

Well, I thought I'd been loved but I never had

Till I was wrapped in the arms of a Mississippi man.

When he holds me close it feels almost

Like another hurricane just ripped the coast.

...The Mississippi River can't keep us apart

There's too much love in this Mississippi heart.

Too much love in this Louisiana heart...